So I'm 30 now.

Made this profile when I was 12.

Holy fuck that's weird innit?

That's 18 years in the making, folks. That's 18 years up my asshole in the form of a profile on this site. Wooooww, what a trip huh?

Think about that. One minute you're a geeky little 12 year old, figuring out what dicks are for while you download Macromedia Flash 5. The next minute you're a 30 year old cook at a restaurant making $750 an hour.

This doesn't have a point.... except that aging is weird.

"One day Covid-19 will be over. That's something to look forward to. The pandemic will end. The police brutality will end. And we'll be right back to school shootings." - Mark Normand

derr spend 2 mins. looking for 'make a post' button.

Merry Christmas, Newgrounds! You'll always be a part of me. :) May you havHEY WHY IS BRAD PITT GONE.

I hope you get coal, jerks.

HAPPY END OF THE FISCAL 4TH QUARTER!

<3

if my employer or magazine editors decide to do a background check and this profile comes up.

Jews live in the future.

makes me wanna start animating AGA OH DAMMIT I JUST MISS FLASHING SO MUCH

Even though they kinda well completely sucked

I WAS KINDA GOOD WASN'T IT

Yr damned it it was kinda I sort of AMAZING

but no 'cos now I'm a damned published writer and spokenword artist
with a shitty PC
and barely any money spent on booze and buying stories from
high school students
and hookers
to get a decent PC and buy some time
to animate ANY MORE DAMMIT ART REVOLUTION
WHY MUST YOU be so CRUEL.

!

and i was 12 when i joined NG.

that.

kksduuurrgghhhhhh.

21 years old.
12 years old.
gat damn, man.

twenty.
one.
YEARS.
OLD.
jesus damned, man.

jesus johiva's witness that.
why is that rendering me conscience-less.

...

HEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY YEAAAAAAAAH.

12 years old.

woo.

Thank you very much for remind me of my youth, Newgrounds.

Or shall I say.. NEWDGROUNDS. Ya'remember that? Y'remember? 'member?

Eh? EH! Eh.

i really have nothing to say but figure i would since how does it FEEL
to be ON YOUR OWN
with no direction HOME
a complete UNKNOWN
like a ROLLING HIBBITFLIGGITYRIGGGITY JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

hey man.
just.
hey man.

i have really to say nothing but figure OLD TIMES SAKE man old times sake.
old.
times.
sake.

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fuck you, Charles Bukowski.

seeya.

hey so like i went on newgrounds but i was banned for unjust reasons & then i went vack to newgrounds after a month but was still banned cuz NG is gay & they're fuckin nazis & i'm going toleave NG to prove how naziriffic they are the fuckin assholeds!!!!!!!

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so here's captain beefheart

i used to think 19-21 year olds were just bitching 'cause they're emotional shits but im seriously getting what they meant now.

aint i interesting.

sincerely.

I'M NOT KIDDING.

i miss newgrounds.

no one cares.

BUT I DO.

I HAVE A HEART TOO.

the old one, anyway.

before it went hi-tech.

and everything.

and the people didn't suck.

and i wasn't busy being a famous estabilished author and all.

anyway.

i'm the crawling king snake and i rule my dick.