I have been a shithead teenager all my life. I'm used to it. You're used to it. Why change a good thing, right? When you're 13, you can be a special little annoying asswad and no one blames you because..well kids are supposed to be annoying and it's adorable.

Yet as you get older you not older recieve more wisdom, but become funnier or something. BUT OHOHOHO HERE COMES THE RESPONSIBILITY AND THE CRAZY ASSFUCK HORMONES THAT CANNOT BE CONTROLLED with sex-jokes and innapropriate dick remarks because hey! That's the internet.

17. I'll admit life could've been better. Animating. Sleeping. Eating. Working on my novel. Dreaming of the earlier years. WHY CHANGE THIS FUCKING THING!?

18181881818188181818818 EIGHTFUCKINGTEEN. Why? why? I don't wanna be an adult. I don't care if you can legally drink or smoke pot or smoke chemicals or any of that. I'm a kid. I'll always be a kid and want to be a kid DON'T FUCKING GROW ME UP DAMMIT. Turn me 27 years old or kill me now because I'm staying 17 YEARS OLD WHETHER YOU FUCKING LIKE IT OR NOT, LIFE!

Why 18? Why me? I mean I feel like a pedo already when I call a 15 year old girl beautiful (you've done it), but now I'll actually BE a pedophile! WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?! I mean there IS fun but that means I can't surf minigirls or millionorgasms or lovetgp without being arrested and taken away from my precious internet. And then the child porn stories (secret) will have to stop because then I'll be liable to be sent to prison and everyone will fucking care about that.

Grr. Damn age. DAMN YOU, AGE!