numbers's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[All NG Fads Die!!! 5!!!]

Boring

the flash is good. no doubt about it. voted 5 before watching (since NG lowered the speedrate at which the voting panel comes up, I might as well take advantage of it). There are some GREATLY drawn parts in there. Except. The music and general pace of the Flash is slooooooooowww and borrrriiing. one thing about the previous AFD's is they were all fastpaced and kept ya interested, 'cause the violence was fast and (somewhat) bloodier than this one (which ain't saying alot 'cause there ain't alotta blood in these).

And repetativeness. Each of you guys would get more originality and creative points if ya CAME UP WITH A PLOT. Maybe 3 did. But sheesh. *Scene: BAM DEAD. Next. Scene: BAM DEAD. Next.". It'd make it more interesttting to see some ploloololololot.

(IMO) ya need: Faster (or more hardcore/rock. Try RATM Kick Up The Jams) music, fastpacedididider action, MORE VIOLENCE AND MORE BLOOOOOD. It has DIEEEEEEEEEE in the title! GO CRAZY ON THE BLOOD AND GORE YER WIMPS. The beginning was the wimpiest of all. Snake and Optimus prime aiming their guns at each other. Pfffftttt REALLY VIOLENT, HELBERERTGHGHG. The graphics were good though. On all. Sorta

Let's see M-bot delete this mofo YER STUPID BOT OF FKJSDHSDGKLJH!

wat a shitlong review. I'll be surprised if you read this far. hah/

Radioactive24 responds:

The music is slow? It was about the same speed wise as most of the other AFDs.

You are quite true though, and I didn't notice it until you mentioned it. AFD5 is rather lacking in blood.

And yes, I read the enitre review. A few times in fact.

-Radioactive24

[The Gayest Showdown]

lmao

hahahahha good one!!!

Dick and cock jokes are funny. Thiss isss swellarhious!!

PowerRangerYELLOW responds:

Hey numbers, long time no see. where have you been?

so hows life treating you? anyways, it's good to hear from ya.

Thanks a bunch numbers.

[Little ~eeeee~ Foo Foo]

WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!?

haha that was so random. Foooooooooooooooooooooooooo fu.

I gotta pick up that Audio CD. Lmao. Maybe I can make some Flash to some of the songs ;)

Could use some different backgrounds, though. Maybe something along the lines of "Epilepsy" ;)

SeizureDog responds:

Many of the songs are free to download :)

http://www.archivestowearpantsto.com/

He does have a CD too though.

[Sexeymeow simdate V. 1.0]

lmfao

That's hilarious man. With over 50k views and a shitload of people pissed off, proves how horny these sick fucks are and made me fucking laugh my ass off.

Good job done chap ol chapper.

You gave this entry a 5, raising its score from 2.3349 to 2.3398!

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

thanks good sir, glad you liked it

heh, couldn't agree more.

[CarlLan Collab - SE]

bahahaha!

Classic Tricky. God I haven't seen him in awhile. Praise you swell fellows for making a rememberance to Tricky Clown.

Fiven.

(Bob Marley. Nice)

Toxic-Noise responds:

Mmyes, you could say that this was a tribute to the old chap!

[Joey & da' Tiki ep5]

...boring.

The graphics were alright, and I give you props for having a "moral" story (even if it is a stupid and meaningless one =p), but the jokes weren't funny, and I didn't picture either of those characters talking the way they did. I didn't like this, but the art (like I said) was nice, and..um..big.

Sanimations responds:

The charchters didn't have the right voices? Oh dear!

[ajao]

:(

A sad day indeed. The music sucks, though. But it's the <3 that counts.

I'm sure illwillpress would honestly <3 this!

LOL-MAN-LOL responds:

shut up

[Magic Blue Knife]

hehehe, heh.

"I want this and that, this is and that, and a coffee, please" STAB STAB STAB STAB.

The best part was when he paused, then STAB STAB and STAB again.

rofflez0rz.

I didn't see that coming.fifen.

bilyuhs responds:

thanks!

[=Grand Theft Auto Collab=]

I shit on anybody saying this sucks.

Nobody knows how to laugh with anything stupid anymore. =(

Oh well, time to go watch the Raspberry and OrangeClock submissions. =)

(and Daily200ns of course)

You gave this entry a 5, raising its score from 0.8041 to 0.8064!

...wow. WHAT A BIG DIFFERENCE THAT MADE.

Starberry responds:

.023 man thats a lot when it comes to bottomn of the barrel stuff

the half life 2 collab's score rose considerably over time.

[FOS Tournament - Ep. 2]

Lothar got owned.

Those are some nice, sexy sprites. Almost as sexy as Paz Vega.

So, the people who wanted to be in drew their own sprites, or what?

Overall nice video, if the music didn't fuck it all up.

Lothar is such a b-a-a-a-d boy.

Eshbaal responds:

People sent me their own sprite sheets, edited or made from scratch by themselves, or others (whom they had asked to do it). Myself, I only made the Eshbaal sprites, and nothing more.

What's this about the music, though?